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100 watt wrote:My first was a mid 70's issue of Hustler. It was the issue that had the nudes of Jackie Kennedy Onasis in it.

I had a buddy back in the eighties. His dad had a room specifically for "the stash." It was literally the one and only spankatorium I've ever witnessed in real life that was outfitted the way a spankatorium should be outfitted. Nude posters all over the walls. Pronz on the old style reel-to-reel projector reels on the back wall behind the one and only chair, a really nice recliner. A pull down projector screen, projector behind/above the chair. A little mini-fridge next to the chair filled with beer, and an end table filled with all latest smut rags a teenager could ever imagine and then some. It got upgraded mid-eighties with a VHS and big screen TV that the pull down screen could cover up when they weren't in use.

In some ways that dude is still my hero. He told us once when he caught us in there, "just don't do anything gay in there, and for the love of GAWD don't tell my wife."

nightflameauto wrote:

100 watt wrote:My first was a mid 70's issue of Hustler. It was the issue that had the nudes of Jackie Kennedy Onasis in it.

I had a buddy back in the eighties. His dad had a room specifically for "the stash." It was literally the one and only spankatorium I've ever witnessed in real life that was outfitted the way a spankatorium should be outfitted. Nude posters all over the walls. Pronz on the old style reel-to-reel projector reels on the back wall behind the one and only chair, a really nice recliner. A pull down projector screen, projector behind/above the chair. A little mini-fridge next to the chair filled with beer, and an end table filled with all latest smut rags a teenager could ever imagine and then some. It got upgraded mid-eighties with a VHS and big screen TV that the pull down screen could cover up when they weren't in use.

In some ways that dude is still my hero. He told us once when he caught us in there, "just don't do anything gay in there, and for the love of GAWD don't tell my wife."

That's awesome.

There was a kid who lived down the road who's parents had a shit ton of pr0n. His parents were swingers. He showed us polaroids of his parents screwing all kinds of different people They had this HUGE foot locker full of dongs & hand cuffs & ropes & shit.

One of the polaroids was his mom getting DP'd by 2 bag ass black dudes

100 watt wrote:That's awesome.

There was a kid who lived down the road who's parents had a shit ton of pr0n. His parents were swingers. He showed us polaroids of his parents screwing all kinds of different people They had this HUGE foot locker full of dongs & hand cuffs & ropes & shit.

One of the polaroids was his mom getting DP'd by 2 bag ass black dudes

HOLY HELL. I'm sure that kid won't have any issues later from having looked through all those pics of his parents getting nasty with others. Wow. I mean, I'm all for openess in sexuality, but that may be a little much. Gonna end up with another weirdo like Shia LeDouche with his rambling shit about how his mom's the sexiest hottest woman in the world cause she used to wander around the house naked when he had his friends over.

Not that there's anything wrong with that for the friends. I can think of more than one friend that had a mom growing up I'd have liked to have seen partake in this practice.

I dunno how he turned out. I know he married a woman in her 40's when he was in his early 20's , and just saw his house is up for auction due to a forclosure. I havent seen that kid in probably 20 years.

He seemed "kinda" normal. Im sure he's got some kinda mental issues.

At the very least he's probably extremely confused as to why his wife doesn't want to be passed around like a joint at a college party.

nightflameauto wrote:At the very least he's probably extremely confused as to why his wife doesn't want to be passed around like a joint at a college party.

True.

I always found it odd him marrying a woman that much older. I can see screwing around with one in that age group, him being that young..but not marrying one.

Mrs Watt is 5 years older than me.. but 5 years isnt the age difference 20 years is.

I married younger. By like eight months and some change. We always joke around that it's almost like she was made for me.

I always dated older chicks. When I was a teenager, I looked way older than i was, and hung out more with people who were older than me. People actually think my wife's in her late 20's. I pass for early-mid 40's, so it kinda evens out.

I do joke with her & call her a child molester

100 watt wrote:I do joke with her & call her a child molester

My wife does that to me every year when I have my birthday and she stays the same age.

I always looked older growing up too, but still always seemed to prefer younger women. "Get 'em young and train 'em" was my motto.

watched star wars parody. realized i had seen it already.

every one of those scenes sucks. and i love star wars AND pr0n. you enjoyed that?

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:watched star wars parody. realized i had seen it already.

every one of those scenes sucks. and i love star wars AND pr0n. you enjoyed that?

Yeah. How could you not enjoy Jennifer White being the sand person? Or the Cantina scene? Or Luke's whiny bitchfest? Or Leia's "I'll do anything, just ask Vader." being followed up with, "Pfft, I have droids for that."

I thought it was good fun. Not exactly a masterpiece, but it didn't pretend to be anything other than it was.

I might go get a new butthole movie this weekend.

100 watt wrote:I might go get a new butthole movie this weekend.

Which movie? I'm about due for something new too. There's way too many adult shops around here, but the wife insists we shop online due to fear of running into one of our parents or something at the shops.

nightflameauto wrote:

100 watt wrote:I might go get a new butthole movie this weekend.

Which movie? I'm about due for something new too. There's way too many adult shops around here, but the wife insists we shop online due to fear of running into one of our parents or something at the shops.

Im not sure what the name of it is, but it's something recent from Rocco Sifredi. I noticed it last time I was in there. Was gonna grab it then, but figured I would wait. Rocco's stuff usually never disappoints.

I also found a copy of "The Best Of Kelly" , a compliation of a bunch of Kelly Stafford's stuff she did when she was working with Rocco. It's WAY nasty.

Google "dirty Anal Kelly"

I literally haven't watched a pron in over 5 years. I've made a couple though

i guess i just prefer to keep the things i like to actually watch and the things i like to jack off to separate. that parody had neither

Wait...people buy porn?


Srsly flabbergasted here.

shine wrote:Wait...people buy porn?


Srsly flabbergasted here.

I'm pretty sure NFA & 100watt are the last 2 people on earth who do.

Of course....both are lucky enough their significant others are into it as well.

If wifey was into porn, I'd buy it.

She is not, I'll view for free.

Also, this thread took a bizarre, if not totally unexpected, turn.

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i guess i just prefer to keep the things i like to actually watch and the things i like to jack off to separate. that parody had neither

You're a confusing person to talk to sometimes. If you don't wanna mix what you watch and what you jerk to, why would you go looking for Star Wars pronz in the first place?

There's supposed to be a big action sci-fi movie that came out last year that's not based on any one property. Maybe that'd be more your speed?

And yeah, watt, Rocco is the fuckin' man.

nightflameauto wrote:

Y0UNGBL00D wrote:i guess i just prefer to keep the things i like to actually watch and the things i like to jack off to separate. that parody had neither

You're a confusing person to talk to sometimes. If you don't wanna mix what you watch and what you jerk to, why would you go looking for Star Wars pronz in the first place?

There's supposed to be a big action sci-fi movie that came out last year that's not based on any one property. Maybe that'd be more your speed?

And yeah, watt, Rocco is the fuckin' man.

WORD!!!! I wanna party with that guy. He's got a nack for finding AWESOME women for his movies.

100 watt wrote:WORD!!!! I wanna party with that guy. He's got a nack for finding AWESOME women for his movies.

Them wimminz doesn't afraid. Of anything apparently.

They love teh caulk