HR Woes: The Chronicles of Toby
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HR Woes: The Chronicles of Toby
I had to layoff 13 people today. Sucks.
Went a lot smoother than I anticipated, at least.
Went a lot smoother than I anticipated, at least.
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Sweet, right in time for Christmas!
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Wow, that can't be fun. Did the fired workers have any idea the ax was about to fall?
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drunk aggressive and handsy is a good reason
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What was the reason?
That can't feel good at all. Especially with xmas right around the corner.
That can't feel good at all. Especially with xmas right around the corner.
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Certain lines aren’t selling like they used to so we just had to adjust to the market.
It was a total surprise. Blind side.
It was a total surprise. Blind side.
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Reminds me of an episode of Cheers when Norm's boss assigns him to fire people.
Not sure why they broke it up into three videos.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHKjlLeUFo[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=888DJKMT8bw[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blvr_zrkHYE[/youtube]
Not sure why they broke it up into three videos.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHKjlLeUFo[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=888DJKMT8bw[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blvr_zrkHYE[/youtube]
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Re: HR Woes: The Chronicles of Toby
Who is Toby?
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clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?

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ajaxlepinski wrote:Reminds me of an episode of Cheers when Norm's boss assigns him to fire people.
Not sure why they broke it up into three videos.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EHKjlLeUFo[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=888DJKMT8bw[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blvr_zrkHYE[/youtube]

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clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
Go watch The Office and don’t return until you do.
The fuck kind of person in 2019 doesn’t know about The Office?
I wonder how many Jim smiling through the blinds memes have been wasted on you.
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I thought it was Toby Keith given your manlove for Dave and all things outlaw.
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clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
how dare you. GGF is headquartered in Scranton. All members should know who Toby is.

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And in a thread where Mike is talking about firing people right before the holidays; a move that's impressively corporate beatdown level bullshit for all involved; somehow clipless bumper manages to lower the bar.
Well done.

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nightflameauto wrote:And in a thread where Mike is talking about firing people right before the holidays; a move that's impressively corporate beatdown level bullshit for all involved; somehow clipless bumper manages to lower the bar.Well done.
:takesbow:
I superficially know The Office - Jim, Dwight, etc. - but I do not know who Toby is................
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GuitarBilly wrote:clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
how dare you. GGF is headquartered in Scranton. All members should know who Toby is.
I’m old enough to remember when “Toby” was a derogatory slave reference (“Roots”), and immediately went there when I saw this thread title...
So, anyway, who the duck is Toby?

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G-SPACE wrote:GuitarBilly wrote:clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
how dare you. GGF is headquartered in Scranton. All members should know who Toby is.
I’m old enough to remember when “Toby” was a derogatory slave reference (“Roots”), and immediately went there when I saw this thread title...
So, anyway, who the duck is Toby?
how dare you.
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My ban-hammer sense is tingling.
Those asking who Toby is should be forced to attend a David Brent hosted business seminar.
Those asking who Toby is should be forced to attend a David Brent hosted business seminar.
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GuitarBilly wrote:clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
how dare you. GGF is headquartered in Scranton. All members should know who Toby is.
Does that make you Michael Scott?
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Yeah I got nothing on this, I don't really watch TV...sorry guys
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The office is more than just TV. It is some of the most clever writing I've ever seen and executed possibly even better.
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nightflameauto wrote:And in a thread where Mike is talking about firing people right before the holidays; a move that's impressively corporate beatdown level bullshit for all involved; somehow clipless bumper manages to lower the bar.Well done.
We're pretty mom and pop. This didn't really come to pass from board room decisions made by emotionless reptilians.
Still sucks royally though.
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GuitarBilly wrote:G-SPACE wrote:GuitarBilly wrote:clipless bumper wrote:Who is Toby?
how dare you. GGF is headquartered in Scranton. All members should know who Toby is.
I’m old enough to remember when “Toby” was a derogatory slave reference (“Roots”), and immediately went there when I saw this thread title...
So, anyway, who the duck is Toby?
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