At the most recent practice, the drummer admitted that he has timing issues, and basically isn't willing to do anything about it.
In frustration, I suggested to him that he watch my hands to get an idea of where the beat is while we're playing a song. He thought that was a good idea.
So we had a show in a sports bar the other night .........
I just watched a short video, and I learned the following lessons:
1. Before I get up on stage with this drummer, I have to first put on wraparound very dark sunglasses, because you can see me constantly glaring at the drummer, trying to get him to stop speeding up the beat/fucking up the song.
2. As much as I fear the learning curve, I should really invest in a gat damn drum machine (any recommendations/apps?)
One other thing happened......somebody who I didn't recognize (and he certainly never was at practice) comes up on stage with us....I'm thinking "who is he?...is he the house sound guy?????"
He sits on a stool with a unplugged Strat in his hand. He was in front of a live mike, BTW.
Before I get to figure out WTF is going on, the band leader counts off our first song, so off we go! I'm confused/dazed, which is not the best thing in the world, since I carry guitar and vocals.
After our show, I find out later that Mr. Mystery band member is a
friend of our drummer!!It turns out that Mr. Mystery has cancer (he had a shaved head and didn't look so great), and our drummer thought it would be a great idea to put him on stage in order to cheer him up!
So I got to be part of the Make a Wish Foundation without even knowing!
Gotta love show biz!!!!!
(BTW, don't think that I am amused by what happened, I'm pissed!)
Moral of story:
Yes, I know....................................................................ditch the drummer!
