Steinmetzify wrote:JiveTurkey wrote:I somehow missed out on CK. No real reason.I need to check him out.
Dude. You’re gonna love him. He’s dark and weird and awesome.
Wait for ‘Of course, but maybe’
“Of course, children with peanut allergies need to be protected from mixed foods so their allergies don’t act up and they die...but maybe....if we all close our eyes for like 3 months this whole genetic problem goes away”
Or
The only thing stopping people from murdering other people is the fact that it really sucks getting caught murdering other people. If it was more like a misdemeanor and you got a ticket in the mail THERE’D BE SO MUCH MURDER
Everybody would murder at least some people, you wouldn’t trust people that didn’t murder
“I never murdered anyone!”
Shut the fuck up Janet
We have a few shows we're lazily watching right now. Once those are over I'm going to go dig up a special or two from him.
Watched a couple of clips from this younger guy Theo Von interviewing Burr. Pretty awkward mismatch of comedian Generations.