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Q: What do you do with a carton of woozy bottles?

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Dark cherry/cherry bomb pepper/Apple Cider Vinegar sweet sauce. Excellent on ice cream. I also made a batch of brownies with the dregs (dry components after straining) in the brownies and the sauce as a major component of the frosting. The office mates were blown away by them.

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This will take a moment:
#1 (on the right):
Jalapeno
Fresh Pineapple
Onion
Garlic
Lime zest and juice
Apple Cider Vinegar
Gray Celtic Sea Salt
Pink Himalayan Mountain Salt
Kissed with sugar in the final cook
Xanthan Gum for thickness

#2 (middle):
Serrano
Onion
Garlic
Lemon and lime zest/juice
Aforementioned salts
Blend of apple cider vinegar and rice vinegar
Again, hint of sugar in the final cook
Xanthan Gum

#3 (left):
Cayenne Peppers
Cherry Bomb Peppers
Dried minced garlic
Lemon zest/juice
Salts
Rice Vinegar
Sugar
Xanthan Gum

#1 wants a canadian bacon pizza like teenage me wanted Dana Plato. (Well that's an odd reference. :idk: ) On chips it's great, but it's begging for some form of pork to enhance. It's thick, full of fruit overtones, and the apple cider vinegar, rather than punching through the other flavors, seems to bring the pineapple right up to the front.

#2 is a pleasant, building burn with a lemon/lime front note that leaves you wondering where the heat is until the aftertaste. The second bite builds the heat, and it just keeps getting better and better as you go. This one seems destined for my sandwich toppings shelf in the fridge. The fruit/heat blend is perfect, with barely any vinegar burn.

#3 is what would happen if Franks Red Hot decided to take a trip further south. A little more tart/fruit up front due to the lemon, the vinegar notes aren't as sharp due to using rice instead of white vinegar, and the cayenne is tempered with the cherry bomb. A well rounded sauce that wouldn't be at all out of place mixed with some butter and having wings tossed in it.

And the kicker? I need another box of woozy bottles. I have two ferments currently running. One from farmers market purchases that's habanero, carrots, onions, garlic and kosher salt in water, the other that's fresh jalapeno from the garden blended with garlic and celtic sea/himalayan pink salts and capped with cabbage. And let's not even talk about how many peppers are still on the vine.

This is what happens when I have garden success. All peppers except for the habaneros are straight from the back yard garden. I had a trinidad/seven pot pepper cross planned, but couldn't keep the damn thing going through the flood. Maybe next year?

Any other hot-heads out there having pepper success this year?
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:hmm: do this mean there might be another batch of NFA spice on the horizon?
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What's a Canadian bacon pizza?
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G-SPACE wrote::hmm: do this mean there might be another batch of NFA spice on the horizon?

HEY YOU! EYES UP HERE! :nope:

ZEEGLER wrote:What's a Canadian bacon pizza?

Fancy way of saying small pieces of thin-sliced ham on pizza.
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A pizza with Canadian Bacon on it

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I don't have a garden but, every time I go to the diner to have broiled pork chops, I bring along my bottle of Blueberry Reaper hot sauce. Thanks again for the recommendation! :hi5:
I put a splash on the side of the plate to dip the pork in. Man, that shit is HOT but tasty! :lol:
Blueberry and pork is an amazing combination.
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Even hotter, were the ghost pepper chips I picked up at Home Depot, last weekend. OMG! My lips were burning for about an hour! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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BTW... Dana Plato isn't looking too bad these days!
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Isn't she dead? :zomby:
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Yeah, Dana Plato died long ago. May 8th, 1999. Her corpse looks surprisingly good up there in that photo though. :idk:

That Blueberry Reaper sauce is ridiculous on pork, fish, and ice cream (though not all three at the same time :freak: ). My cherry/cherry bomb is similar in flavor profile, but less lip-burning.

My wife just picked me up a big ol' ham so I can enjoy my jalapeno/pineapple sauce on it! WOO!

I need to find some of those ghost pepper chips. Sounds like a good thing to dip in sour cream for late night snacking.
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What? She's dead!?!?!?!?!? Man, I've been living under a rock! :lol:
I was like, "she looks pretty good for someone in their 50's" haha!
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:lol:

If that's her 30's - not so good........
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Sauce #3 is dying to get into a cookie.
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nightflameauto wrote:
G-SPACE wrote::hmm: do this mean there might be another batch of NFA spice on the horizon?

HEY YOU! EYES UP HERE! :nope:


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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Sauce #3 is dying to get into a cookie.

NO! That's the cherry dregs! I will make chocolate chip cherry sauce dreg cookies and you WILL SUFFER!

:lol:

I'm trying to imagine what the cayenne/cherry bomb sauce would be like in a cookie. Probably not good.
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nightflameauto wrote:
Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Sauce #3 is dying to get into a cookie.

NO! That's the cherry dregs! I will make chocolate chip cherry sauce dreg cookies and you WILL SUFFER!

:lol:

I'm trying to imagine what the cayenne/cherry bomb sauce would be like in a cookie. Probably not good.


Remember you're dealing with a guy who pours Budweiser on his Froot Loops.
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Dick Butter Nuts wrote:Remember you're dealing with a guy who pours Budweiser on his Froot Loops.

Yeah, but that's an american staple! Vinegar and chocolate chips sounds about as appealing as a diaper burrito.
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Heaving man bosoms and diaper burritos.

I like where this thread is going.

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I'm intrigued by blueberry hot sauce.
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Zozobra wrote:I'm intrigued by blueberry hot sauce.

Head on over to Pepper Joe's. They also have several other spectacular sauces no matter your personal heat tolerance level. My wife is in love with their Peach/Vidalia onion sauce. She calls it her spicy ketchup. I'm a fan of their Hollerin' Habanero and the Blueberry Reaper, but wouldn't deny myself the chance to try any of the others as good as everything is I've had from them.
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nightflameauto wrote:
Zozobra wrote:I'm intrigued by blueberry hot sauce.

Head on over to Pepper Joe's. They also have several other spectacular sauces no matter your personal heat tolerance level. My wife is in love with their Peach/Vidalia onion sauce. She calls it her spicy ketchup. I'm a fan of their Hollerin' Habanero and the Blueberry Reaper, but wouldn't deny myself the chance to try any of the others as good as everything is I've had from them.


Their garlic habanero is my favorite so far, and the peach/Vidalia really is a great alternative to ketchup.
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Hot sauce on ice cream?! Wat?! :lol:
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Devin wrote:Hot sauce on ice cream?! Wat?! :lol:


Get some of that blueberry stuff from Pepper Joes and give it a goes!
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Devin wrote:Hot sauce on ice cream?! Wat?! :lol:

Sweet sauce with heat more than your standard hot sauce, but yeah. It's amazingly tasty.
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Welp, things're gettin' serious. I just ordered labels for the bottles. Mostly just so I remember what the hell is in them. Gonna give things a couple weeks to make sure it's shelf stable as I'm not 100% trusting my pH meter just yet. Then sample the non-fridgenated ones to make sure nothing's turnin'.

I see the garden has begun producing new pods already. And some of the ones that were left on the Cayenne and Cherry Bombs are already turning. Gonna be another bumper crop in a couple weeks.
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Yay NFA spice!!!!
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