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Monday hangover
Meetings from start to end ugh
Somebody kill me
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Almost 9am
And I'm ready for a nap
Woop-dee-fuckin-do
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Seriously, Dude?
Man, you ain't right in the head
Troll Haiku is troll

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Dumb ass inquires -
"What the fuck is a haiku?"
This, mother fucker.
You anted up a narcissistic boil and a conniving witch. Thanks America. Signed, the world.
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Today's topic - Spring sucks

Epic rain totals
50 degrees this morning
Ninja wears hoodie

Pool water is frigid
Epic rain leads to algae
Ninja does not swim
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nothing better than
spring on a crisp cool morning
bring it on bitches
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Stop that shit right now
"Crisp cool mornings" are for fall
Ninja wants hot weather
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IndyWS6 wrote:Stop that shit right now
"Crisp cool mornings" are for fall
Ninj' wants hot weather



FTFY
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clipless bumper wrote:
IndyWS6 wrote:Stop that shit right now
"Crisp cool mornings" are for fall
Ninj' wants hot weather



FTFY

Fucked up. Again. I meant to type "Ninja wants some heat". A Ninja should know better (that's 7 - it's OK in the middle...).
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Today's topic is today (Wednesday).

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!
Do you know what day it is?
It's Hump Day, Ninja

Hump day. Halfway there
Means more in the afternoon
Than at 4 AM
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Hump day not Friday
Eat my shorts Wednesday you suck
Buhjeebuz need beer
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Clicking finger hurts
I can but do not want to
Not intuitive
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you, you so funny
intuitive overrate
no more clip for you
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You procrastinate
Bring shame and dishonor here
Clip would remedy
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Droning, bell-like toanz.
Magical; mysterious.
Open tunings, yo.
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Today's topic, June Sucks

For the love of God
Can this Ninja get some heat?
Sucky June sucks ass
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oh the heats comin'
be careful what you wish for
the west is burnin'
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Heat: Please bring it on
Ninja yearns for hot weather
Need pool time badly
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:cry:

bros, so sorry. i didn't think any of that was anywhere near a warning much less a bant. is it really? using the p-word or "tubgirl" is bannable?

i have edited this post just in case.
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:cup:

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Well... That took a turn :lol:
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IndyWS6 wrote:Well... That took a turn

don't even know what to say
wtf Sasquatch
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Sasquatch has upset
The Den for Scum uh-oh, NO!
Maybe time for bant?
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No "bant" required
Ninja wields steely weapons
Violence; the answer

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I hate Haiku.
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Haiku hater, Bro?
Hatred saddens a Ninja
Prose of inclusion

:shake: :hug:
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