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son of a.... and why is she abe lincon bearding it?
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My... The filthy, vulgar, disgusting things I would do with Katy Perry.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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this is racism.
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Needs more minge.
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thenakedarab wrote:Fuck turning in his man-card, he should be made into a eunuch.
I'd say that's already the case

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I would like to have sexual relations with her.
Some guys like a challenge. Not me.
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i am attracted to that woman.
sexually.
sexually.
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bewbies make me smile
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My.... Just for a sniff of thayt ol thang. *fap*
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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I find her physical attributes agreeably comely. Given the chance, I would not hesitate to perform intimate acts upon her person.
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Every time I see this gif I always look for a minute or 2 just hoping one day it will change.......it doesn't 

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I'd lick the goddamn guts out of it
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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one would think that even though they cut away, the recording from that camera angle would still be out there some where. 

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Sasquatch wrote:I once took a dump that hurt so bad my body released endorphins. I got real sweaty and lightheaded and to keep from passing out, took all my clothes off in the stall I was using...at work. Just standing there naked and wondering what happened. I had to take leave and go home bc in the process of taking my clothes off I apparently didn't unbutton my shirt and instead ripped it off.
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metalguy wrote:one would think that even though they cut away, the recording from that camera angle would still be out there some where.
This is a very good point my friend.
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perrydabassman wrote:bewbies make me smile
she's got em

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dat butthole.
She's a young 'un though. I bet she keeps her minge shaved.
70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
She's a young 'un though. I bet she keeps her minge shaved.
70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
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100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.

Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
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Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.I'm calling for a holocaust of teh bush loverz. You're the only reason women continue to grow the fucking chia-pet between their thighs.
Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
What can I say.. They wanna get with the Wattage

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100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.I'm calling for a holocaust of teh bush loverz. You're the only reason women continue to grow the fucking chia-pet between their thighs.
Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
What can I say.. They wanna get with the Wattage

it's all good. hairy bush bitches are a dying breed anyway. you'll have to go to the retirement homes soon enough to find them.
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Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.I'm calling for a holocaust of teh bush loverz. You're the only reason women continue to grow the fucking chia-pet between their thighs.
Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
What can I say.. They wanna get with the Wattage
it's all good. hairy bush bitches are a dying breed anyway. you'll have to go to the retirement homes soon enough to find them.
Im 36, so not far to go. Im marrie, so the days of youg tail have been over for awhile.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.I'm calling for a holocaust of teh bush loverz. You're the only reason women continue to grow the fucking chia-pet between their thighs.
Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
What can I say.. They wanna get with the Wattage
it's all good. hairy bush bitches are a dying breed anyway. you'll have to go to the retirement homes soon enough to find them.
Im 36, so not far to go. Im marrie, so the days of youg tail have been over for awhile.
I'm 29 and married too. But my wife has the fucking best philosophy about marriage. She says when a woman get's married she needs to try even harder to satisfy her man because women are evil bitches and love to go after what they can't have, and if you let yourself go or stop satisfying him sexually he'll stray

Which is all true. When I was married before I was amazed at what a wedding ring did for my game play. Needless to say, my wife maintains herself very nicely, and maintains me even more so

hope it lasts!!!

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Murdoch wrote:I don't know if Katy Perry shaves it or not, but goddamn if I wouldn't want to stick my head up there to find out.
yeah, sorry for going off topic there.

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Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:Mike LX-R wrote:100 watt wrote:70's Hustler magazine bush, FTMFW!
You and your kind need to be executed in prompt organized fashion.I'm calling for a holocaust of teh bush loverz. You're the only reason women continue to grow the fucking chia-pet between their thighs.
Attention all my lovely bitches, take that shit off, or for the love of God at least keep it very tightly trimmed.
What can I say.. They wanna get with the Wattage
it's all good. hairy bush bitches are a dying breed anyway. you'll have to go to the retirement homes soon enough to find them.
Im 36, so not far to go. Im marrie, so the days of youg tail have been over for awhile.
I'm 29 and married too. But my wife has the fucking best philosophy about marriage. She says when a woman get's married she needs to try even harder to satisfy her man because women are evil bitches and love to go after what they can't have, and if you let yourself go or stop satisfying him sexually he'll stray:love::love:
Which is all true. When I was married before I was amazed at what a wedding ring did for my game play. Needless to say, my wife maintains herself very nicely, and maintains me even more so:love::love:
hope it lasts!!!
Yeah. I get checked out & hit on more now, with a ring on my finger, than I did before I was married. Especially by women in their 20's.
Had I knwn that when I was a single man, I woulda went to a pawn shop & bought a used wedding band to wear when I was out trying to pick up sluts lol.
Honestly though, I care enough about my wife nNOT to stray. Hell..I feel bad when I have chcick checking me out in the grocery store or in traffic.
And beards...bitches LOVE my goddamn beard ha ha.
Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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Murdoch wrote:I think Watt just periodically checks this thread and posts in it just to see if the .gif has changed.
This is true. Im a sucker for dark hair & blue eyes.
That Alexandra Diaddario (sp?) chick on the Texas Chansaw 3D movie... BUTHOLE. I watched that last night

Murdoch wrote:Nothing I would do to her would be in the same country as hygenic. If it were, I would be actively devaluing the act, and we can't have that.
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