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My brother and I were alternating saying, "what a dumb bitch" the whole episode. Samy done fucked up when he picked his trophy wife.
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Seen this shit earlier. What the fuck is wrong with people?? They were even accused of taking tips from employees as well.
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shane159 wrote:Seen this shit earlier. What the fuck is wrong with people?? They were even accused of taking tips from employees as well.


They straight up admitted taking tips from employees.
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TLDR. Would do the wife.
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Yeah the wife is hot.
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:freak:

Not hot at all, bros.
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duncan wrote::freak:

Not hot at all, bros.


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busted ho's need lovin' too
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Wife is a trainwreck, not even remotely hot.
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sleewell wrote:Wife is a trainwreck, not even remotely hot.


This. And I'm not even being the pointy knees brigade, I'm being the "go home GAB, you are drunk" brigade. :facepalm:
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zach wrote:busted ho's need lovin' too


The crazy ones can be a lot of fun in the bedroom.... i'm on the fence with this one.
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Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup

And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch


Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.
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sleewell wrote:Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup

And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch


Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.



Word. I'm fairly liberal in my "woulds" and that is a most definite would not. Ew.
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sleewell wrote:Ugly eyes, terrible hair, fat double chin, ten pounds of makeup

And then she opens her mouth and is a complete dumb rude bitch


Damn, if you think that is hot srs mojo sent.


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Whatever I think she's sexy and I want to fuck her face.
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been a while eh?
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I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.
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sleewell wrote:been a while eh?


Two days.
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suddenly...i get the memes.
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GCDEF wrote:I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.


Yeah, I can see that being the case. My guess would be that she was the one writing the increasingly unhinged Facebook posts. :eek: :freak:
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Loins of Fire wrote:Whatever I think she's sexy and I want to fuck her face.


Definitely not the hottest, but would shove the whole package in her mouth. Balls included.

At least she can't talk with a mouth full.
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benjamin801 wrote:
GCDEF wrote:I watched that Kitchen Nightmares episode. Assuming it's basically real, which is a big assumption, it appears that woman has been indulged her entire life and has never been told no, nor never held accountable. The guy says he was a "rich playboy" before he married her. Seems like he has a very weak personality and she came in and helped herself to his money and walks all over him, and because of his insecurities, he's afraid to stand up to her. They're an extremely dysfunctional couple, and she's completely removed from any kind of reality.


Yeah, I can see that being the case. My guess would be that she was the one writing the increasingly unhinged Facebook posts. :eek: :freak:


I would say the ones in all caps was her and the ones in broken english were him :lol:
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