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The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.

I am 1/50th black so therefore I'm black.

Might change to that dark theme... :%
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3% sub-Saharan right here my brother
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I have some Siberian so I'm just a land bridge away from being Cherokee.

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I'm dumb
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https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... dna-tests/
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Isn’t North Africa more Mediterranean Islamic like Tunisia?
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:.....According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity........
I'm black.


What news media do you watch?
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Great. More cultural appropriation and claims of minority status whenever it's convenient.
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One drop rule bro
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BroSlinger wrote:Isn’t North Africa more Mediterranean Islamic like Tunisia?


Are you questioning my blackness?
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Next, you'll be claiming that you are part Cantalopian.
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More like guacamolian.
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I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.


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Ostinato Rubato wrote:The DNA test I took last year revealed that I'm 2% North African. According to the majority of the media at this current moment in time any fraction larger that 1/1,000,000th means you qualify as being that particular race/ethnicity.

I am 1/50th black so therefore I'm black.

Might change to that dark theme... :%



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I did a test once.... I'm 45% bacon, 45% whiskey, 10% Indian food...
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IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...



WELL ... maybe I'm not dumb after all
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I'm at least %25 asshole and %25 douchebag. The rest is just a blend of jerk and stupid.
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Jerk or Jerky
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redeyes wrote:I'm at least %25 asshole and %25 douchebag. The rest is just a blend of jerk and stupid.


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IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...

what do you think could happen? Genuinely curious.
We leave DNA samples at commercial interests all the time.. gyms, restaurants, barber shops, doctors offices, even your trash. Anytime you discard something that was in contact with your saliva, sweat, hair, blood etc that's a DNA sample right there. Anyone interested in obtaining your DNA could obtain a sample easily and get it profiled in a day.
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GuitarBilly wrote:
IndyWS6 wrote:I'm 100% "Not Really Sure" - because I'm not willingly giving a DNA sample to a commercial interest to exploit or lose in a data breach...

what do you think could happen? Genuinely curious. ........



Here are some things that could happen:

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