Which voice judge u choose?

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:45 pm

I pick Gwen stefani. Weaker team. Easier to win knockout round against weak teammate.

hardvalve · Post by **hardvalve** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:46 pm

Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:48 pm

hardvalve wrote:Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

Like idol, but Charles Barkley puts ecstasy in your drinks.

hardvalve · Post by **hardvalve** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:59 pm

BroSlinger wrote:
hardvalve wrote:Is this like American idol or something? I heard it was......terribke.

Like idol, but Charles Barkley puts ecstasy in your drinks.

Oh, I might like it then.

Ry Manchu · Post by **Ry Manchu** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 7:22 am

I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her. Btw, I don't watch this show and I hate Adam Levine and Alicia Keys.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:08 am

Adam or Blake. They know how to coach and lead people to victory.

Mesa/Kramer · Post by **Mesa/Kramer** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:49 am

Blake wins every year anyways................

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:13 am

He wins a lot but he's been there the longest. Adam wins too though. I hate hearing Adam on the radio but he's actually a pretty good coach. Blake too though. They are both good. If you were an aspiring singer you would be smart to pick either.

The Hiryuu · Post by **The Hiryuu** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:26 pm

Adam because the only good thing Blake has ever done is figure out a way to put bacon and cheddar in a crust.

The Hiryuu · Post by **The Hiryuu** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:27 pm

Ry Manchu wrote:I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her.

I don't get it. I really don't fucking get what people see in her.

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:08 pm

The Hiryuu wrote:
Ry Manchu wrote:I'd pick Gwen then spend the whole time trying to bone her.

I don't get it. I really don't fucking get what people see in her.

I hate alterna-Raggedy Ann. I hate everything she touches.

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:16 am

I think Gwen's hot. :idk:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:15 am

BroSlinger wrote:I think Gwen's hot.

um... yeah. why is this even a discussion.

She a fuckload significantly hotter than Shirley Manson that's for fucking sure.

I watch the voice with my wife and sister in law and she's absolutely edible on every single episode. without question would.

Also I had sushi in Malibu once and sat at the table next to her. Literally 4 feet away from her. She wasn't wearing any makeup. Still absolutely gorgeous, even more so in person and without the makeup. that was like 13 years ago.

BroSlinger · Post by **BroSlinger** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:16 am

MR RUBATO wrote:
BroSlinger wrote:I think Gwen's hot.

um... yeah. why is this even a discussion.

She a fuckload significantly hotter than Shirley Manson that's for fucking sure.

I watch the voice with my wife and sister in law and she's absolutely edible on every single episode. without question would.

Also I had sushi in Malibu once and sat at the table next to her. Literally 4 feet away from her. She wasn't wearing any makeup. Still absolutely gorgeous, even more so in person and without the makeup. that was like 13 years ago.

I saw no doubt live. Gwen is megahot in person.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:16 am

she seems absolutely fucking delicious.

The Hiryuu · Post by **The Hiryuu** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:54 pm

She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

Ry Manchu · Post by **Ry Manchu** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:24 pm

The Hiryuu wrote:She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

Does she leave cracker crumbs on your sheets? Are her knees too pointy?

K-Bizzle · Post by **K-Bizzle** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:34 pm

I don't watch shows like this so I've probably got the wrong show but I'd pick Ben Folds just because I want to be even 1/100th as awesome at song writing as he is.

The Hiryuu · Post by **The Hiryuu** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:03 pm

Ry Manchu wrote:
The Hiryuu wrote:She's got the body of a 10 year old boy. Maybe she's filled out since she got pregnant or whatever, but last I saw there's like nothing to her neck down.

And I'd hope she looks more human without the makeup. Her face is like a cartoon character.

Does she leave cracker crumbs on your sheets? Are her knees too pointy?

I'm not saying I would turn down the opportunity if it somehow arose in whatever weird hypothetical. Just that I'd never specifically seek her out and given the choice, I'm sure there's thousands of women I'd choose before her without hyperbole.

And she can't sing worth a shit either.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:42 pm

I can agree with these statements.

However, Gwen sings better than you think. I've seen her live and she had a surprisingly bigger voice. Still not amazing, but she's a legit performer.

Telephant · Post by **Telephant** » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:59 pm

Ya'll talking about some chick with no titties and I'm thinking about the Blake/Adam bromance. :rofl:

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