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Rocket Sauce wrote::flamesuiton: She's really meh to me. I mean, yeah, she's hot for a normal person, but in terms of the elite level hotness, she is on the lower end of it.


not the time or place for that, bro

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Part of her beauty is just based on how natural looking she is.
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Junk photoshopped out? Bah!!
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Nateispro wrote:She's SO hot!! it kind of creeps me out that she is my age :idk: I just feel like no girl my age should be that hot :wank:



isn't she like 20?
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For the most part blondes aren't my thing but she's the type I like...

<---well, her too
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Rocket Sauce wrote::flamesuiton: She's really meh to me. I mean, yeah, she's hot for a normal person, but in terms of the elite level hotness, she is on the lower end of it.


Yep. I wasn't going to say it, but since you did...

She has a really pretty face. I'm kind of surprised she made it as far as she did with that body though. She's a good looking woman, but she isn't supermodel material.
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OverDriven wrote:
Rocket Sauce wrote::flamesuiton: She's really meh to me. I mean, yeah, she's hot for a normal person, but in terms of the elite level hotness, she is on the lower end of it.


Yep. I wasn't going to say it, but since you did...

She has a really pretty face. I'm kind of surprised she made it as far as she did with that body though. She's a good looking woman, but she isn't supermodel material.


So you'd take a girl with six pack abs with her ribs showing, over a real body like hers?
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Hahahaha she sure looks like a super model to me.


Probably why she gets paid and treated like one. But yeah, the Internet is full of winners that know better.
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Placemat Jackson wrote:
OverDriven wrote:
Rocket Sauce wrote::flamesuiton: She's really meh to me. I mean, yeah, she's hot for a normal person, but in terms of the elite level hotness, she is on the lower end of it.


Yep. I wasn't going to say it, but since you did...

She has a really pretty face. I'm kind of surprised she made it as far as she did with that body though. She's a good looking woman, but she isn't supermodel material.


So you'd take a girl with six pack abs with her ribs showing, over a real body like hers?



yes most likely.

"ribs showing" implies you think that is unhealthy, my ribs are showing, and I assure you I am the farthest thing from unhealthy, my girlfriends ribs are showing, and I assure you she is the farthest thing from unhealthy. And her boobs are awesome.

Would i have sex with a girl like Kate Upton? Yes. Would I rather have sex with an athlete with untold cardiovascular capabilities and a vagina that can grip my penis? Yes.
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I've banged like 50 Kate Uptons'.

My fap hand is hotter.
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Are there really people saying she does not have a good body? Wtf is wrong with you people.
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Chuck Nutz wrote:Hahahaha she sure looks like a super model to me.


Probably why she gets paid and treated like one. But yeah, the Internet is full of winners that know better.

SexWithRobots wrote:Are there really people saying she does not have a good body? Wtf is wrong with you people.


10's and actresses/models bros.
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Placemat Jackson wrote:For the most part blondes aren't my thing but she's the type I like...

<---well, her too



Who the fack is she?
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Sweet jesus.
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Pointy knees.
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ComOp wrote:Pointy knees.


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Seriously, the fake redhead in the "go do this now" thread has got a much hotter body.

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This is the one time where I agree with overdriven.

Her hips are high and weird for a swimsuit model.

great tits and face though.

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ZEEGLER wrote:
Placemat Jackson wrote:For the most part blondes aren't my thing but she's the type I like...

<---well, her too



Who the fack is she?


Ashlynn Brooke

now go to youpron and be satisfied my friend :fap:
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Placemat Jackson wrote:
ZEEGLER wrote:
Placemat Jackson wrote:For the most part blondes aren't my thing but she's the type I like...

<---well, her too



Who the fack is she?


Ashlynn Brooke

now go to youpron and be satisfied my friend :fap:


Many thanks friend. Fapping will commence.
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She's definitely a cute girl, and even at my advanced age I'd destroy it. But man,...I can't help but look at her body type and think "as soon as she pops out a kid that shit will be ruined for good". She's already got a slight peter belly, and the love handle thing has been smoothed over by some serious photoshop action.

Weight will be a struggle for her as she gets older.
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