I got so drunk that I time traveled

[Mesa/Kramer]

An entire fifth???


I guess your lucky that you didn't "permenetly" time travel................

[clipless bumper]

I drink everyday. But I never ever get drunk. There really is no point to it.

I agree - why drink everyday if you never get drunk??

[TurboPablo]

Winter boredom. As the weather warms up, the drinking goes down.

[nakedzen]

No time travel, but the worst hangover I've ever had was in Prague after a night of bar hopping and drinking the czech "absinthe" ie. rotgut with a straw in it. Almost every capillary on my face had turned blue making me look like a zombie, some kind of a allergic reaction to the wormwood I guess. Couple that with some violent acid reflux and stomach cramps. Also as a funny side note, I vomited in the morning some bright neon yellow puke, and an hour later some completely black puke.

[Axe]

No time travel, but the worst hangover I've ever had was in Prague after a night of bar hopping and drinking the czech "absinthe" ie. rotgut with a straw in it. Almost every capillary on my face had turned blue making me look like a zombie, some kind of a allergic reaction to the wormwood I guess. Couple that with some violent acid reflux and stomach cramps. Also as a funny side note, I vomited in the morning some bright neon yellow puke, and an hour later some completely black puke.

[nakedzen]

Yeah it felt like that too.

[SexWithRobots]

On halloween one year in college my buddy left the party and tried to walk home, only he went in the wrong direction and ended up on some farm road way far away. He decided to sleep in the ditch and when he woke up he hitched a ride with a truck driver to McDonalds. By the way he was dressed like a women this whole time. LOL

[NaturalBornBoy]

No time travel, but the worst hangover I've ever had was in Prague after a night of bar hopping and drinking the czech "absinthe" ie. rotgut with a straw in it. Almost every capillary on my face had turned blue making me look like a zombie, some kind of a allergic reaction to the wormwood I guess. Couple that with some violent acid reflux and stomach cramps. Also as a funny side note, I vomited in the morning some bright neon yellow puke, and an hour later some completely black puke.

Neon yellow puke = Lady Gaga

Black puke = METAL AS FUCK

[TyroneBiggums]

As a practiced drinker, I know my limits and how to approach them correctly. Wasn't always like this though. Definitely had some of those nights where I didn't know how I got home but my car was out front and keys were in my pocket

[Jp77]

As a teen I once got so drunk that while walking through the city I had the sudden urge to shit an had no time to spare. I ducked into an alley between some apts and used my shirt to wipe, while in the process some lady came out screaming in Spanish. I guess she wasn't pleased with me. I remember the way the driver and passengers looked at me like I was a fuckin nut as I caught the bus home ,with no shirt or shoes and could barely stand up I know why. Needless to say I have been sober for yrs!!!

[KCTigerChief]

This thread is awesome.

The drunkest I have ever been was when I was 18 years old...I went to high school with these twin girls (:cop:) and their parents were cool as shit. So after we graduated high school, they decided to throw a party for about 20-25 of us. They had those horse troughs that people use for water, only they were filled with beer. Literally probably 20 30 packs in each of them, and there were 2 of them. Anyway, I saved all my can tabs in my pocket to keep track of how much I drank...I know that I was stupidly drunk, but right before these girls' dad told me to come in the kitchen, I counted my can tabs, and I had drank 22 beers...wtf...Realize at this time in my life, I was about 5'10" and 130lbs soaking wet...Anyway, went in the kitchen, and 2 of my buddies and the girls' dad had lined the entire kitchen counter with shot glasses full of Tequila...Probably over 60 shot glasses. The deal was, we went around the 4 of us, alternating shots...I remember taking 4 shots, and the next thing I remember is sitting on the back porch and one of my drunk ass friends yelling my name, around the side of the house because they thought I had run away I remember them taking me inside and laying me down....I woke up and was covered in puke, and the trashcan they gave me was full of puke...It was disgusting...I went home, and told my parents I had a migraine and slept from about 9am until the next morning...Occasionally waking up to go to the bathroom to puke, only there was nothing left to puke. It was bright yellow gel-like stuff...

I have never felt so shitty in my life, and from that point on, I vowed to NEVER get that drunk again. Worst day of my life...I still have no idea how many shots I did...I probably had alcohol poisoning too, but just decided to sleep it off...

BTW, I don't do shots anymore

[TyroneBiggums]

Since we're sharing stories of the most drunk we've gotten, New Years 2009, I was at a buddies house at a big party. Started off drinking shots (like a full retard) of whiskey and Jaeger. Probably had about 10-12 shots by that time plus some beers.

I don't remember much after that, but my friend told me I got in a shot-drinking contest with somebody, drinking Bacardi 151. Don't know how much we drank, but it was a lot.

Got a ride home with someone, ended up puking in his car. Got home, somehow made it to bed crawling on all fours. At some point in the night, I had to go pee but was too drunk to get up and walk to the bathroom, so I ended up just pissing on my bedroom floor.

Definitely one of my finer moments

[KCTigerChief]

Since we're sharing stories of the most drunk we've gotten, New Years 2009, I was at a buddies house at a big party. Started off drinking shots (like a full retard) of whiskey and Jaeger. Probably had about 10-12 shots by that time plus some beers.

I don't remember much after that, but my friend told me I got in a shot-drinking contest with somebody, drinking Bacardi 151. Don't know how much we drank, but it was a lot.

Got a ride home with someone, ended up puking in his car. Got home, somehow made it to bed crawling on all fours. At some point in the night, I had to go pee but was too drunk to get up and walk to the bathroom, so I ended up just pissing on my bedroom floor.

Definitely one of my finer moments

Ugh...friends and I (prior to the incident above) used to drink 151 and chase it malibu rum I don't know how I'm not dead...

[Demiurge]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1m4DJePhiY[/video]

The result of my two day long hangover :

[Dickarms]

prometheus is what makes this story ok.