I got so drunk that I time traveled

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:23 am

I drank an entire bottle of Jack Daniels by myself on V-day watching Prometheus, I puked, went to sleep, woke up yesterday to vomit, eat a bowl of oatmeal, chug a gatorade, and fell back asleep, only to wake up for work this morning at 6am.

An entire 24 hours gone.

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clipless bumper · Post by **clipless bumper** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:41 am

you drank an entire bottle of Jack in 2 hours?
How long did you stumble around after that and what time did you first pass out?
It sounds like you lost more like 32-40 hours

phrophus · Post by **phrophus** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:48 am

I don't do that shit anymore. I don't have the days to spare.

KCTigerChief · Post by **KCTigerChief** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:48 am

That's hilarious, but I hate being that drunk, so mojo :lol:

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:19 am

This one time, I got wasted on tequila and I was angry when I woke up cos' I was fat. Then I remembered I was already fat before I got drunk. So fuck you :mad:

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:26 am

it took me 3-4 hours to finish, i started early, decided to watch the movie, finished the movie and the bottle, waddled up stairs, pissed, vomited, fell asleep.

pretty fucking embarrassing. I am almost 24 years old, this is uncalled for and immature/stupid.

Placemat Jackson · Post by **Placemat Jackson** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:27 am

I would only ever drink that much whiskey if I knew I had at least $5,000 in my bank for my bail.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:44 am

NaturalBornBoy wrote:This one time, I got wasted on tequila and I was angry when I woke up cos' I was fat. Then I remembered I was already fat before I got drunk. So fuck you

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:50 am

Chuck Nutz wrote:
NaturalBornBoy wrote:This one time, I got wasted on tequila and I was angry when I woke up cos' I was fat. Then I remembered I was already fat before I got drunk. So fuck you

Y u laugh at fat people, Dave?

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:03 pm

Fat.. I'm up to 216. I was @ 200lbs. Gotta get teh weight back down. I'm 6'4, so at least in still proportional for my size lol

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:07 pm

I'm 6'2" and I'm right around 285 so fuck you

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:09 pm

5'9'' and 177lbs of chiseled muscle

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:10 pm

We're not here to show off, now :mad:

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:12 pm

NaturalBornBoy wrote:I'm 6'2" and I'm right around 285 so fuck you

in 09 I weighed 190, if it makes ya feel any better.

NaturalBornBoy · Post by **NaturalBornBoy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:13 pm

100 watt wrote:
NaturalBornBoy wrote:I'm 6'2" and I'm right around 285 so fuck you

in 09 I weighed 190, if it makes ya feel any better.

Axe · Post by **Axe** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:12 pm

I went camping, oh, about 18 years ago when I was 23.

I drank 24 beers and most of a pint of rum. I decided it would be a good idea to go for a walk in the forest at 2 a.m. I got my shit fucked up good. Branches in my eyes, multiple scrapes and scratches. Somehow I found my way back to my tent.

I woke up at about 10 a.m. with the sun directly hitting the tent. It had to be more than a hundred fucking degrees inside. I felt like -- quite literally -- I was dying. I had to get the driver to stop a few times on the way home to puke in a ditch. When we got home at noon I went to bed. I woke up at 10 p.m., drank a shitload of water, had a shower and went back to bed. I slept until 8 a.m. the next morning.

Worst.....hangover....ever.

Funny thing is that I was a hardcore drinker back in those days. Usually 24 beer wouldn't have phased me.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:17 pm

Yeah drinking is an evil evil thing. I need to just stop, I don't even know what was going on with me the other night. I never do shit like this.

Mizati20 · Post by **Mizati20** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:25 pm

Got completely smashed when I was like 18 in the bahamas because the drinking age was like 6 months old or something LoL... drinking Kaliks Golds... now the Kaliks Golds in the bahamas are WAY different than what they sell here the states... just a couple will put you right, and I drank a whole 6 pack and then we went bar hopping by boat drinking something called Goombay Smashes... I don't even remember making it back to the hotel room...

Had to leave the next day... was so fucking hungover I puked the entire time on the ferry back to the mainland... puked the entire plane ride... when we got back to the states I got detained going through customs because they thought I had some type of disease I looked so sickly... then the car broke down on Alligator Alley on the way home in the 100 degree heat....

....literally the worst day of my life...

izzy · Post by **izzy** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 1:42 pm

In 1992 I broke off a relationship with a woman I was madly in love with but ultimately not compatible with.

I wasn't sober again until sometime in 1994. To this day I have little recollection of those 2 years. Scary.

soundgardener75 · Post by **soundgardener75** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:00 pm

I think I time traveled watching all the Matrix movies in one day. I felt like I was detached like Neo finally did, give me back the damn blue pill. :mad:

100 watt · Post by **100 watt** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:18 pm

Worst hangover... Drank a bunch of moonshine (the real shit. Not from a liquor store).... On top of Chinese food. NOT a good idea. I was hung over for a couple days. I think I had alcohol poisoning. Prolly should went to the E.R. But didn't.

TurboPablo · Post by **TurboPablo** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:25 pm

5'11", 166lbs. Since we are comparing proprtional awesomeness.

I drink everyday. But I never ever get drunk. There really is no point to it.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:28 pm

I am cutting for a modeling job/possible physique competition, so i can only really indulge once a week. this week it was a bottle of jack instead of a pizza.

TurboPablo · Post by **TurboPablo** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:28 pm

Worst hangover for me was after only four pints of IPA. Dirty taps rocked my world the ext day. It's the reason I only drink beer out of a bottle or can now.

TurboPablo · Post by **TurboPablo** » Sat Feb 16, 2013 2:31 pm

Demiurge wrote:I am cutting for a modeling job/possible physique competition, so i can only really indulge once a week. this week it was a bottle of jack instead of a pizza.

If I were to stop drinking beers, I'd be pretty chiseled. Not big, just ripped. But, that's why I work out. So I CAN indulge.

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