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NeloAngelo · Post by **NeloAngelo** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:16 pm

i will tell you this much...

bride looks sexy and that shade of red on a woman turns me into a sexual tyrannosaurus.

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:30 pm

soundgardener75 wrote:

"You're the darkest girl I know so you get to be Jasmine."

OverDriven · Post by **OverDriven** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:45 am

Yarbicus wrote:The only thing crazier than that wedding is a man who thinks it is a good idea to interfere with his future wife's idea of her ideal wedding. Once you ask and she says "yes" get the fuck out of the way and just show up on the right day.

I would say that if your wife says she wants to be Disney characters for your wedding, it's a pretty good sign that you should pack your shit, haul ass and thank god you got the signal before the knot was tied.

Yarbicus · Post by **Yarbicus** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:54 am

OverDriven wrote:
Yarbicus wrote:The only thing crazier than that wedding is a man who thinks it is a good idea to interfere with his future wife's idea of her ideal wedding. Once you ask and she says "yes" get the fuck out of the way and just show up on the right day.

I would say that if your wife says she wants to be Disney characters for your wedding, it's a pretty good sign that you should pack your shit, haul ass and thank god you got the signal before the knot was tied.

No argument here.

theAntihero · Post by **theAntihero** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:58 am

Dear god, and i thought having to wear a pink vest for my buddies wedding was bad.

I wont ever let him live it down but at least it wasnt disney characters.

Cirrus · Post by **Cirrus** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:09 am

I went to a wedding the weekend before last. It was actually ok; I drank loads of whisky, danced a bit, and said nothing to the groom for the entire day.

I said one word to the bride:

"Maintenance"

Made me so happy.

madkeithv · Post by **madkeithv** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:21 am

NaturalBornBoy wrote:My best man and I both wore leather Chuck Taylor's and our wedding march song was 'Overture' by Dream Theater.

Dream Theater? You just out-lamed the Little Mermaid wedding dude.

;-)

Cirrus · Post by **Cirrus** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:30 am

madkeithv wrote:Dream Theater? You just out-lamed the Little Mermaid wedding dude.

;-)

Nice to see you here Madkeithv!

Noah · Post by **Noah** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:50 pm

NeloAngelo wrote:i will tell you this much...

bride looks sexy and that shade of red on a woman turns me into a sexual tyrannosaurus.

^ this

She's getting it done. :loon:

I'd take one crazy like her over ten beige Shania Twain-loving nobodies.

'63-Strat · Post by **'63-Strat** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:05 pm

I can sense princess-complex-type chicks from a mile away, I mean they all have some shred of that bs (ESPECIALLY in the US vs. rest of the world) but I could never tolerate that while dating let alone getting married, holy shit. That said, I've seen far too many situations where I assume it's the girl being a controlling bitch when it's equally, if not more so the guy being the type that likes to be told what to do. Not my thing at all, but it is certainly quite common in my experience.

soundgardener75 · Post by **soundgardener75** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:10 pm

NeloAngelo wrote:i will tell you this much...

bride looks sexy and that shade of red on a woman turns me into a sexual tyrannosaurus.

I really hope you were drunk texting when you posted this last night.

TU BE · Post by **TU BE** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:15 pm

Marc G wrote:good god.. I don't think there's a single woman in the world that could fuck, suck, cook and clean good enough to make me do something like that

This sums up my thoughts exactly. :lol:

facefirst · Post by **facefirst** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:21 pm

soundgardener75 wrote:It's their thing and you just gotta get along with it imo.

The photographer could've taken better pics. Good lord.

That chick must have 46 teeth in her head.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:31 pm

OverDriven wrote:
Yarbicus wrote:The only thing crazier than that wedding is a man who thinks it is a good idea to interfere with his future wife's idea of her ideal wedding. Once you ask and she says "yes" get the fuck out of the way and just show up on the right day.

I would say that if your wife says she wants to be Disney characters for your wedding, it's a pretty good sign that you should pack your shit, haul ass and thank god you got the signal before the knot was tied.

I would hope one would notice that before wedding time haha.

That's the kind if shit you watch out for in the first month, and weed them bitches out.

But dude in the pics looks like he's having a good time, so apparently he was cool with it. Maybe she is a total sex fiend and he doesn't care what she does as long as she's always up for anal? :cop:

'63-Strat · Post by **'63-Strat** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:43 pm

Chuck Nutz wrote:
OverDriven wrote:
Yarbicus wrote:The only thing crazier than that wedding is a man who thinks it is a good idea to interfere with his future wife's idea of her ideal wedding. Once you ask and she says "yes" get the fuck out of the way and just show up on the right day.

I would say that if your wife says she wants to be Disney characters for your wedding, it's a pretty good sign that you should pack your shit, haul ass and thank god you got the signal before the knot was tied.

I would hope one would notice that before wedding time haha.

That's the kind if shit you watch out for in the first month, and weed them bitches out.

But dude in the pics looks like he's having a good time, so apparently he was cool with it. Maybe she is a total sex fiend and he doesn't care what she does as long as she's always up for anal?

She damn well better be up for anal if she put her whole extended family through that! lol.

GuitarBilly · Post by **GuitarBilly** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:01 pm

I would have agreed to it on the condition I could dress my cock up on a gold fish costume :lol:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:27 pm

guitarbilly74 wrote:I would have agreed to it on the condition I could dress my cock up on a gold fish costume

Flounder'd

Rampage · Post by **Rampage** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:37 pm

guitarbilly74 wrote:I would have agreed to it on the condition I could dress my cock up on a gold fish costume

Great idea! You could also call your biggest pubic crab Sebastian.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Feb 08, 2013 5:39 pm

Rampage wrote:
guitarbilly74 wrote:I would have agreed to it on the condition I could dress my cock up on a gold fish costume

Great idea! You could also call your biggest pubic crab Sebastian.

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