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She headed to CA until Monday. So, should it be rum, whiskey, bourbon, or???
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Yarbicus wrote:She headed to CA until Monday. So, should it be rum, whiskey, bourbon, or???


Yes.
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Oh, fapping is pretty much a given as is putting my new RGX and Multistomp through their paces. But what should I be drankin'?!?!?!
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Makers Mark

Pr0n

lots of pr0n.
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Since no one mentioned it.




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buttehole pron, at that.

Buttehole pr0n is always win/win
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100 watt wrote:Makers Mark

Pr0n

lots of pr0n.

OK, solid choice! Anything else?
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WTF the picture I posted turned into something completely different....
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nightflameauto wrote:The juices of a nubile teen girl's nether regions?

Considering what I do for a living, could get me fired.
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Horror Movie Marathon

80's movie Marathon

(for when the fap gets tiresome, or when you start feeling ashamed of yourself)
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call your buddies
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I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.

Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.
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Rampage wrote:I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.

Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.

I usually go for Kraken but looking for something different.
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Enjoy a small roadtrip by yourself. It's always good to get away from things & have alone time, when you have the chance. No matter how well you get along with your ol lady.

Go see a buddy you havent seen in a while

Hang out at the music store for a couple hours.

Eat at a place your wife doesnt like to eat at

Build something

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100 watt wrote:Enjoy a small roadtrip by yourself. It's always good to get away from things & have alone time, when you have the chance. No matter how well you get along with your ol lady.

Go see a buddy you havent seen in a while

Hang out at the music store for a couple hours.

Eat at a place your wife doesnt like to eat at

Build something

Oh yeah. PR0N!

You, sir, are wise! Still gots the kids so no road trip. But the other items are totally on the menu! First up is pizza covered in roasted garlic. Later tonight, I get to rewire my new Yamaha.
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Yarbicus wrote:
Rampage wrote:I'm really on a huge rum kick right now and plan on polishing some off tonight due to today having been a highly successful day. I grabbed a couple of bottles of Captain Morgan Black and I've been impressed for the price.

Yeah, now that I am thinking about it, I'm not, not going to get hammered tonight.

I usually go for Kraken but looking for something different.


As a huge Kraken fan myself, I would also recommend Gossling's Black Seal for a black rum. It's my go to cheap rum, but I went with the Captain Morgan Black because it was dirt cheap when I bought it (shit in the plastic bottle was more expensive). Whatever you do, stay away from Tattoo unless you are undergrad at a state college business school.
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nightflameauto wrote:The juices of a nubile teen girl's nether regions?


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Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?
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Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?


Not CHUD.
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Rampage wrote:
Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?


Not CHUD.

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Yarbicus wrote:Also, what horror/violent/nasty films streaming on Netflix should I watch?


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surprised no ones mentioned porn or drinking yet.
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See how many times you can fap in 24 hours without a lung or kidney dropping out your urethra. Aim for 8. Be 14 again.
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Went with Jack D tonight. I met get really crazy and drink Jack n' Coke while doing my taxes. :cool:
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Yarbicus wrote:Went with Jack D tonight. I met get really crazy and drink Jack n' Coke while doing my taxes. :cool:


Drink Jack D tonight.

Try Shellback spiced rum tomorrow. Its new, its cheap. I just want to know if its good. :lol:
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