YahooDan NEWS team reporting in. Stop doing dishes.

[~Abstract~]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/wa ... 17047.html


I just laughed at all the beta fuckers out there. Helping with housework...AND only getting laid once a week.


I don't do housework. Never have. Sure, I help if I'm needed...she isn't tall enough to change a light...I mow the lawn (well I used to until we hired the neighbor kid to do it)...I cook dinner a lot...

But I also get antsy if I'm not getting laid every night.

And I want it twice on Sunday.


Once a week?

Cool.

[Dave]

The poor fuckers that measure in number of times per month really puzzle me.


I get a bj every morning which turns to sex half the time and then after my wife gets home before we pickup the kids from daycare. She wants it as bad as I do and we get exercise.

[ovid9]

Fak.

[Dave]

Wait i just read the article. I also cook and clean. My wife takes care of the kids. Plus she sucks at cleaning, while I'm OCD about it. I don't mind and neither does she.


Also lol at 5x vs 6.6 times a month. What te fuck?!? We have a toddler and an infant and still go at it twice a day. Everyone in that study sucks.

[ovid9]

Wait i just read the article. I also cook and clean. My wife takes care of the kids. Plus she sucks at cleaning, while I'm OCD about it. I don't mind and neither does she.


Also lol at 5x vs 6.6 times a month. What te fuck?!? We have a toddler and an infant and still go at it twice a day. Everyone in that study sucks.

Ever think you might be the outlier?

Still though, we may not get busy as often as I'd like, but...holy crap 6.6x a month is the "improved" amount? I'd be introducing wifey to the new live in maid named "Salma."

[Dave]

Wait i just read the article. I also cook and clean. My wife takes care of the kids. Plus she sucks at cleaning, while I'm OCD about it. I don't mind and neither does she.


Also lol at 5x vs 6.6 times a month. What te fuck?!? We have a toddler and an infant and still go at it twice a day. Everyone in that study sucks.

Ever think you might be the outlier?

Still though, we may not get busy as often as I'd like, but...holy crap 6.6x a month is the "improved" amount? I'd be introducing wifey to the new live in maid named "Salma."

I agree we're not the norm but there's a whole lotta room between us and the 6.6 "alpha" group in the study.

[Tommy Eisen]

Me and my wife have totally switched gender roles. She's the bread winner, I do most the house work(she sucks at in anyway). We have a 13 month old, we still do it 3 to 4 times a week(pretty much every other day).

I call bullshit on this article, sounds like a bunch of sexist tripe telling women to get back in the kitchen and make you're husband dinner or he will find you less attractive.

[wrongnote85]

chravelfail, bullshit.

I found get it MUCH more often the weeks that I do more house chores. Biches, pls. Housewife pronz = fat fuck doing disches or laundry.

So fuck all ya all. Reality doesn't work in mesh whith fucking stupid ass newz articles bullshit fuckin failz.

:beerchug:

[Tommy Eisen]

Getting it 3x a week, but she runs her own business, can't get together more at the moment.

Hard part is not to whack it to pRon inbetween, she makes me horny 24/7.

hahhaah, just don't cum dude. Wack it for 10 min max, make sure to stop right at the 10 min mark. I swear to god my wife and I think my dick shrinks a inch if don't keep good and exercised by doing that everyday.

[VTM]

She busted me hittin it last week ...

[~Abstract~]

lol.

There is soo much win in this thread.

And so little of it has to do with me.




And by win...I mean fail. And drunkenness.

[ovid9]

She busted me hittin it last week ... asked me if i thought of her while i was watchin pRon ... imalike "yuppers".

Dude, stop. Lyin' fucking cocksucker bullshit asshole. Seriously, nobody believes any of your shit anymore. Just stop it.

Who can't quote?

[~Abstract~]

I might be drunk, but I'm not lyin'. My wife rocks my cock when i do housework. There ain't no reason to lie about that shit.

Be a man, vacuum, do dishes, do laundry, iron clothes, and fuckin' RAWK the wife's world.

AND FUCK CHARVELFAIL'S UTTER LACK OF ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND REALITY!

AND THIS BOARD IS CLEARLY FUCKED!

Probably should have had PHP/MYSQL dudes that knew WTF they were doing transfer it.

Check me out.

I quoted properly.

[zach]

i cook, because i'm better at it. she cleans because fuck cleaning. i take care of the oldest daughter because i always have, she takes care of the youngest because i've always been busy with the oldest.

if i want sex, i get it. if she wants it and i don't, it doesn't happen.

shit's simple.

fak yahoonewz resurches

[~Abstract~]

Check me out.

I quoted properly.

PREEMPTIVE FAIL CALL!

*note to self* - log in tomorrow morning and "fix" database.

lol. I love you. I was on your side when you were banninated over at the old site.

Just giving you shit...

...for doing a ton of housework.

But hey, if it works for you and you're getting enough tail...

then you're doing something right. Keep it up and don't listen to us.

If you're not happy, then make changes.



And also...





Get another beer.



And get me one too...



bitch.

[ovid9]

Mmmmmm. Beer.

Doing dishes gets me more poon. Mostly because wifey then has more time to give me some lovin'. She does like 90% of the shit around here anyway.

I am good at consuming the alcohol and carbohydrates we keep around.

[Dave]

More BEER


Fuck yeah. I had a couple newcastles tonight while grilling burgers. Abstract recipe no less!



Forgot to take after. Whatevs.

[ovid9]

Mmmmmmm......burgers sound so good.

[~Abstract~]

More BEER


Fuck yeah. I had a couple newcastles tonight while grilling burgers. Abstract recipe no less!



Forgot to take after. Whatevs.

You been cookin the fuck outta that recipe!

nice.

[hardvalve]

You guys are newlyweds, what the fuck?

[Dave]

You guys are newlyweds, what the fuck?

6 years and 2 kids here.

[Dave]

More BEER


Fuck yeah. I had a couple newcastles tonight while grilling burgers. Abstract recipe no less!



Forgot to take after. Whatevs.

You been cookin the fuck outta that recipe!

nice.

Any time we have burgers haha!

[100 watt]

At least 3-4 times a week.

Butthole on Holidays & Birthday

Works for me

[redeyes]

my wife kills me, or tries, currently between 10-20 times a week, anal 3-5 times a week..

to be sure though, she is an adult performer so I suppose its different