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Help me!!!! I messed up big time.

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I got up this morning , said morning to my wife chatted all good.

Then my wife says's aren't you supposed to say something, so I said "good morning"? Then with a cross look she says "happy anniversary!"

I look at the date..... Fuuuuuuu

I completely lost track of the date and it's our anniversay today, not tomorrow like my stupid little brain was telling me.

So no I have screwed up big time and my wife is pissed.


What should I do?
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Oh crap. Mojo sent man.

I'm not sure, probably grovel, shower her with affection in ways SHE loves, and bear it if she reminds you of this in the future.

I haven't done that. Yet. :lol:
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She's gonna cut your dick off.
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ovid9 wrote:Oh crap. Mojo sent man.

I'm not sure, probably grovel, shower her with affection in ways SHE loves, and bear it if she reminds you of this in the future.

I haven't done that. Yet. :lol:



Normally I am spot on but for some reason my brain was a day behind, my wife doesn't believe that of course.
She is in "I'm fine" mode. Which is not good.

I have to think of something epic without spending to much cash or she will blame me for wasting money.
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Oh crap. Yeah, "I'm fine" mode is worse than openly pissed off mode in my experience.

Good luck man. :lol:
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She won't hurt my penis, but she will stop the sex.. So in a way hurting my penis.


My wife will get revenge I am a little worried about this, I never forget things like this so I am fucked. She even made me a personalised card to make matters worse.
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Just tell her to get over it. There's always next year.
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Oh shit.... I hope the dog house is comfy lol

I mean...buy her a nice gift and hope for the best. That's a tough one man. Mojo sent.
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neilrocks25 wrote:
ovid9 wrote:Oh crap. Mojo sent man.

I'm not sure, probably grovel, shower her with affection in ways SHE loves, and bear it if she reminds you of this in the future.

I haven't done that. Yet. :lol:



Normally I am spot on but for some reason my brain was a day behind, my wife doesn't believe that of course.
She is in "I'm fine" mode. Which is not good.

I have to think of something epic without spending to much cash or she will blame me for wasting money.

Been there man... :facepalm:

Just buy something nice.....but small ....out of the blue. All can be forgiven. But lot of ass kissing is involved. :lol:
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GuitarBilly wrote:Oh shit.... I hope the dog house is comfy lol

I mean...buy her a nice gift and hope for the best. That's a tough one man. Mojo sent.


This.

Having said that -- some women just look for reasons to be pissed off -- hope you're not in that rut -- mojos en route.
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Mailman1971 wrote:...........Just buy something nice.....but small ....out of the blue. All can be forgiven. But lot of ass kissing is involved. :lol:



and by this he means actual ass kissing
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mamberg wrote:
Mailman1971 wrote:...........Just buy something nice.....but small ....out of the blue. All can be forgiven. But lot of ass kissing is involved. :lol:



and by this he means actual ass kissing

:p

Cant go wrong with that!! ;)
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As long as I don't screw things up with my lady, I'm lucky in one regard. Our anniversary's April Fools' Day. A little hard to forget that one. :lol:
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Get used to getting some sex meaning spending quality time with your hand?




Seriously, cop to a large brain fart and get her some nice gift...kiss ass for the next year.
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Give her the business. :horse:
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She's going to feed you to those mutant spiders.



I would say mojo sent but really I'm hoping she reads this and posts pics of her handiwork. You're a gaijin so she probably won't even be fined. In fact you're British, she may get an award :D
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Ron Burgundy wrote:She's going to feed you to those mutant spiders.



I would say mojo sent but really I'm hoping she reads this and posts pics of her handiwork. You're a gaijin so she probably won't even be fined. In fact you're British, she may get an award :D

Her handy work will be purely mental torture :(

I just got 100 red balloons and wrote messages on each one alone with some chocolates and card I made to say how sorry I am.

I think half the balloons have been popped
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Me and the wife have both forgotten ours several times. Once, we both forgot for a month before one of us realized. :lol:
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Make her a nice, homemade dinner and you will be back in business. I hope you can cook!!!
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ajaxlepinski wrote:Make her a nice, homemade dinner and you will be back in business. I hope you can cook!!!

Not to her standard :(


It's just a lot of grovelling now. She it's not mad just hurt that I didn't think of her :o
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Just when you think it's okay, she puts honey on your wiener and those deadly hornets are targeting your manhood.

Kidding aside, mojo broski. It'll be alright.
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Oh my .... An IT guy that doesn't update his calendar :freak:
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No problem. Just buy her a new guitar and you're golden.
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