When a pretty, hot single mom (aka MILF) tells you..

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:25 pm

.."I don't have a life", what does that mean?

:confused:

TurboPablo · Post by **TurboPablo** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:28 pm

If you have to ask......

rear naked · Post by **rear naked** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:34 pm

context mother fucker

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:36 pm

You're new so I won't beat you up about asking this. You've caught me on a day where I'm feeling self reflective... and I want to help you.

The woman wants your cock. Be kind, give it to her.

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:44 pm

rear naked wrote:context mother fucker

Just sort of a casual statement during an otherwise small-talk type of conversation.

Mike LX-R wrote:You're new so I won't beat you up about asking this. You've caught me on a day where I'm feeling self reflective... and I want to help you.

The woman wants your cock. Be kind, give it to her.

I wish that were true...and damn, she's a hottie. Unfortunately it's a little complicated for me to even consider doing that. I appreciate the kid gloves.

GuitarBilly · Post by **GuitarBilly** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:48 pm

When single parents tell you they don't have a life, they're pretty much just telling you the truth :lol:

I wouldn't read much into it.

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:53 pm

GuitarBilly wrote:When single parents tell you they don't have a life, they're pretty much just telling you the truth

I wouldn't read much into it.

Dang you Billy!!!

:nlisten:

rear naked · Post by **rear naked** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:55 pm

My "single mom" friend at work tells all the guys at work that she has no life because she is not interested in them.

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:59 pm

rear naked wrote:My "single mom" friend at work tells all the guys at work that she has no life because she is not interested in them.

Wouldn't that be contradictory to the message she wants to send? Seems the common method is for them to drop the "my boyfriend" (real or imagined) comment.

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:05 pm

at the end of the day, if she's single and you like her then there's no reason why you shouldn't just ask her out if that's what you want. even if she says no I doubt you have anything to lose in this situation.

DoubleBarrel · Post by **DoubleBarrel** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:07 pm

Who knows what women mean when they say anything :idk:

Ostinato Rubato · Post by **Ostinato Rubato** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:19 pm

^fantastic point

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:30 pm

Mike LX-R wrote:^fantastic point

I know right? Pointless thread is pointless.

:facepalm:

DoubleBarrel · Post by **DoubleBarrel** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:31 pm

G-Zod wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:^fantastic point

I know right? Pointless thread is pointless.

Especially without pix of said MILF :wait:

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:39 pm

DoubleBarrel wrote:
G-Zod wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:^fantastic point

I know right? Pointless thread is pointless.

Especially without pix of said MILF

Oh ur baiting me aren't you!?!? Blonde, nice body & rack, sparkling blue eyes, great personality...she's nice, trust me on this. Not sure why she's single unless it's just the baggage scaring dudes away.

Schweezly · Post by **Schweezly** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:53 pm

DoubleBarrel wrote:Who knows what women mean when they say anything

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:01 pm

thread is relevant to my interests

:snax:

DoubleBarrel · Post by **DoubleBarrel** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:17 pm

G-Zod wrote:
DoubleBarrel wrote:
G-Zod wrote:
Mike LX-R wrote:^fantastic point

I know right? Pointless thread is pointless.

Especially without pix of said MILF

Oh ur baiting me aren't you!?!? Blonde, nice body & rack, sparkling blue eyes, great personality...she's nice, trust me on this. Not sure why she's single unless it's just the baggage scaring dudes away.

It's always the baggage & drama scaring dudes away.

You might wanna hit it & quit it, but if she has a kid and is single, chances are she's on the lookout for a new babysitter/bill payer/substitute daddy/emotional tampon.

still............. pix or she's a dude :lol:

ajaxlepinski · Post by **ajaxlepinski** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:28 pm

Chicks just make up shit :crap:

when they can't think of anything to say...
What transpired just before she said, "I don't have a life"? What were you telling her? :nlisten:

The hotter they are, the more full of shit they are.
Just remember...

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myjFBwDlIk[/video]

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:37 pm

ajaxlepinski wrote:What transpired just before she said, "I don't have a life"? What were you telling her?

Can't really remember, probably nothing relevant. I like the "hit it & quit it" advise the best.

facefirst · Post by **facefirst** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:45 pm

It means she wants anal NOW. You missed a golden opportunity.

fretless · Post by **fretless** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:02 pm

G-Zod wrote:.."I don't have a life", what does that mean?

"shut up mom" make me a sandwich , I've been out all day looking for a jobs,,,

ajaxlepinski · Post by **ajaxlepinski** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 4:29 pm

Seriously, all it means is, "I'd rather be doing something else, but I'm busy trying to be a good parent."

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 5:02 pm

facefirst wrote:It means she wants anal NOW. You missed a golden opportunity.

don't you mean a 'brown' opportunity? :cop:

G-Zod · Post by **G-Zod** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:24 pm

So tonight she told she hasn't had a boyfriend for 4 years.

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