So...who here has done Tom Cruise

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:46 pm

just wonderin' :confused:

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:48 pm

I gave him a handy in a port'a'john at lolapalooza.

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:51 pm

kewls.
I watched Joan Jett eat Melissa Ethridge once. Once.

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:52 pm

soulsurfer wrote:kewls.
I watched Joan Jett eat Melissa Ethridge once. Once.

Did you jerk it?

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:52 pm

My grandmother used to make jerkins

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:55 pm

soulsurfer wrote:My grandmother used to make jerkins

I dont know what that is, but Im assuming its not a masturbatory device.

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:56 pm

Only when Tom Cruise shoves one up his ass. Not that I care. Just sayin'.

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:57 pm

I just now got the parody......

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:58 pm

pair of who?

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:00 pm

soulsurfer wrote:pair of who?

PAIR O DEEZ NUTZ MUFUCHAAAA

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:00 pm

primeholy wrote:I just now got the parody......

oh-wait...ew

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:52 pm

It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread

primeholy · Post by **primeholy** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:00 pm

Sasquatch wrote:It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread

You are so fucking weak.

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:51 am

primeholy wrote:
Sasquatch wrote:It took all my strength to resist making this exact parody thread

You are so fucking weak.

Pepi · Post by **Pepi** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:43 pm

I shook his hand a few years back

The Hiryuu · Post by **The Hiryuu** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:36 pm

Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.

soulsurfer · Post by **soulsurfer** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 2:09 pm

The Hiryuu wrote:Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.

That would ruin it for me too.

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:07 pm

The Hiryuu wrote:Nope. Almost did, but I made the mistake of warning him about my propensity for shouting "HAIL XENU!" when I climax.

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