Ben Affleck as Batman? OH LAWDY

[soundgardener75]

Zakk Snyder sucks. Him and Bryan Singer are so fucking overrated. Even more so than Joss Whedon, who also can't write dialog to save his fucking life.

Whoh wait, you dont like Firefly?

I think youll be going to the "special hell"....

Firefly is probably the most overrated horse shit I've ever watched followed by the B movie version of it.

Telephant y

[Ostinato Rubato]

Zach Snyder commented off the record "Look, we have a guy playing Superman nobody gives a shit about. We'll probably replace him with a stuffed dummy most of the time and CGI him into the scenes. We figure, why have an actor who can act upstaging Superman? We were thinking "Who can we get that's famous, not embarrassingly bad, but still even after years in the biz no more than a mediocre actor?

"Ben was the first to come to mind. He's hot off of some movie about making a movie in Iran or something? I don't know I didn't get around to seeing it as I was perfecting the blood spatter and lighting in my next picture. But yes, Ben, he's a great guy, easy on the eyes and we don't have to worry about his acting skills making the dummy, er hank, I mean Henry, look out of place or upstaged.

"Plus, he was thrilled to take the roll and attempt to erase that gawdawful Daredevil movie from his past. I mean, did you actually watch that crap? God, that was awful wasn't it? " *fades to laughter*

:applause:

[Ostinato Rubato]

:applause:

this thread is better than I expected

[Yarbicus]

Zach Snyder commented off the record "Look, we have a guy playing Superman nobody gives a shit about. We'll probably replace him with a stuffed dummy most of the time and CGI him into the scenes. We figure, why have an actor who can act upstaging Superman? We were thinking "Who can we get that's famous, not embarrassingly bad, but still even after years in the biz no more than a mediocre actor?

"Ben was the first to come to mind. He's hot off of some movie about making a movie in Iran or something? I don't know I didn't get around to seeing it as I was perfecting the blood spatter and lighting in my next picture. But yes, Ben, he's a great guy, easy on the eyes and we don't have to worry about his acting skills making the dummy, er hank, I mean Henry, look out of place or upstaged.

"Plus, he was thrilled to take the roll and attempt to erase that gawdawful Daredevil movie from his past. I mean, did you actually watch that crap? God, that was awful wasn't it? " *fades to laughter*

Man, this says WAY more about Zach Snyder than anything else. The guy playing Superman was the least of that movie's problems. In fact, I rather liked him. He is certainly the first actor who actually looks like he could stop a train with his bare hands.

The first problem of that movie was the script. The second problem was the direction. The third was that Amy Adams performance was terrible but could have easily been saved with more butt shots.

[Telephant]

Zach Snyder commented off the record "Look, we have a guy playing Superman nobody gives a shit about. We'll probably replace him with a stuffed dummy most of the time and CGI him into the scenes. We figure, why have an actor who can act upstaging Superman? We were thinking "Who can we get that's famous, not embarrassingly bad, but still even after years in the biz no more than a mediocre actor?

"Ben was the first to come to mind. He's hot off of some movie about making a movie in Iran or something? I don't know I didn't get around to seeing it as I was perfecting the blood spatter and lighting in my next picture. But yes, Ben, he's a great guy, easy on the eyes and we don't have to worry about his acting skills making the dummy, er hank, I mean Henry, look out of place or upstaged.

"Plus, he was thrilled to take the roll and attempt to erase that gawdawful Daredevil movie from his past. I mean, did you actually watch that crap? God, that was awful wasn't it? " *fades to laughter*

Man, this says WAY more about Zach Snyder than anything else. The guy playing Superman was the least of that movie's problems. In fact, I rather liked him. He is certainly the first actor who actually looks like he could stop a train with his bare hands.

The first problem of that movie was the script. The second problem was the direction. The third was that Amy Adams performance was terrible but could have easily been saved with more butt shots.

I agree with all of this.

[Yarbicus]

Zach Snyder commented off the record "Look, we have a guy playing Superman nobody gives a shit about. We'll probably replace him with a stuffed dummy most of the time and CGI him into the scenes. We figure, why have an actor who can act upstaging Superman? We were thinking "Who can we get that's famous, not embarrassingly bad, but still even after years in the biz no more than a mediocre actor?

"Ben was the first to come to mind. He's hot off of some movie about making a movie in Iran or something? I don't know I didn't get around to seeing it as I was perfecting the blood spatter and lighting in my next picture. But yes, Ben, he's a great guy, easy on the eyes and we don't have to worry about his acting skills making the dummy, er hank, I mean Henry, look out of place or upstaged.

"Plus, he was thrilled to take the roll and attempt to erase that gawdawful Daredevil movie from his past. I mean, did you actually watch that crap? God, that was awful wasn't it? " *fades to laughter*

Man, this says WAY more about Zach Snyder than anything else. The guy playing Superman was the least of that movie's problems. In fact, I rather liked him. He is certainly the first actor who actually looks like he could stop a train with his bare hands.

The first problem of that movie was the script. The second problem was the direction. The third was that Amy Adams performance was terrible but could have easily been saved with more butt shots.

I agree with all of this.

OK, so we can agree on this.
But your opinions of both Joss Whedon and Bryan Singer are still wrong.

[Dave Lister]

[soundgardener75]

AWESOME!!!

[ShaneV]

This just raises more questions!

[Marc G]

[Yarbicus]

They just announced Lex Luthor:

[ShaneV]

They just announced Lex Luthor:

Well at least there will be one well cast person in the Superman films.

[Marc G]

[ShaneV]

How much glue huffing does it take to get a complete view of Zack Snyder's vision anyway?

[Telephant]

Man, this says WAY more about Zach Snyder than anything else. The guy playing Superman was the least of that movie's problems. In fact, I rather liked him. He is certainly the first actor who actually looks like he could stop a train with his bare hands.

The first problem of that movie was the script. The second problem was the direction. The third was that Amy Adams performance was terrible but could have easily been saved with more butt shots.

I didn't watch Man of Steel, and have zero plans to do so, but I am in 100% agreement that more butt shots of Amy Adams would make anything better. The butt shots of her in Night at the Museum was what made me finish watching it.

Its sad because the movie had such potential. It was almost there.

[Telephant]

Now I'm reading Zack Snyder is considering Timothy Dalton for Alfred.

[Telephant]

Honestly its worth torrenting to watch it. Its not great by any means, but there are some fairly entertaining parts, and it is Superman. I actually thought the guy playing Superman did a pretty good job.

[Dickarms]

maybe my childhood was fucked up, but while i loved x-men and spiderman, i had ZERO interest in superman. zilch.

[mrelusive]

maybe my childhood was fucked up, but while i loved x-men and spiderman, i had ZERO interest in superman. zilch.

I was the same way. Superman just never seemed that 'believable' to me. I understand his place in comic history and the fact that there really does need to be someone like Superman to add balance to the world of fiction, but yeah. Always seemed too 'saturday morning cartoon' to me.

[ovid9]

maybe my childhood was fucked up, but while i loved x-men and spiderman, i had ZERO interest in superman. zilch.

That's because even as a child you realized a nigh on invincible superhero with silly weaknesses that his arch enemy (who was his enemy why again?) always just seemed to have was dumb and lame.

[Marc G]

[Rampage]

maybe my childhood was fucked up, but while i loved x-men and spiderman, i had ZERO interest in superman. zilch.

That's because even as a child you realized a nigh on invincible superhero with silly weaknesses that his arch enemy (who was his enemy why again?) always just seemed to have was dumb and lame.

This. Everything about Superman is dumb. The thing that pissed me off more than the invincibility this is this: Nobody could tell that Clark Kent is superman? Really? His "disguise" is like putting a lamp shade on your head and standing in the middle of the living room while playing hide and seek.

[Telephant]

maybe my childhood was fucked up, but while i loved x-men and spiderman, i had ZERO interest in superman. zilch.

Batman and Wolverine were always my favorite. But I aso watched the old school Superman movies as a kid, and I remember the whole Death of Superman issues that came out in the early 90's.

[soundgardener75]

[Marc G]