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Elessar [Sly]
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...call a new track I've been working on. I've only done about a minute so far, and it has analog drums and acoustic guitar parts. Some quirkyness to it... I thought I'd call it 'Wet Nursing' or 'Willoughby The Wet nurse'. This has nothing to do with the track whatsoever, but I started giggling like a school girl when I thought of it. What do you think? or feel free suggest something else :cop:

Note - google images 'willoughby' :snax:

edit: It also sounds like 'will you be the wet nurse?'.

:facepalm: :blah:
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google image gave me this:

http://www.secretservice.gov/images/mos ... v34_lg.jpg


therefore you could call it:

room fulla funny lookin' dicks
cat rape
i shit dicks
a years worth of piss
strict diet of placenta
balls on your shit will get shit on your balls
gonads or go home


just some ideas
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I've never been able to name a track properly. I've had tracks such as "Jimothy Jimson and the Exploding Udders", "Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick", "The Ballad of Leslie Nielsen" and "Seven Gyrating Yaks in a Government Funded Brothel." Or "Dun Dun", coz... the first riff starts with a *dun dun*. :facepalm:

I think the only somewhat serious sounding name I've ever had for a track was "Dead End." And it was only named that because this big ending for a song (in fact, Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick) turned out to be a bit of a dead end, so I turned it into its own track. So I never even really named it, I just called the project that coz... it had been a dead end. And then I just never changed it.

So yeah, I'm no fuckin' help. :lol:
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DNW wrote:I've never been able to name a track properly. I've had tracks such as "Jimothy Jimson and the Exploding Udders", "Dream Theater Can All Suck My Dick", "The Ballad of Leslie Nielsen" and "Seven Gyrating Yaks in a Government Funded Brothel." Or "Dun Dun", coz... the first riff starts with a *dun dun*. :facepalm:


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