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Woman shot at Williston Walmart shot herself, records say.

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WILLISTON, N.D. – The woman who reported that she had been shot at the Williston Walmart last week instead accidentally shot herself, according to court records.

Alexandra Simon is charged in Williams County District Court with reckless endangerment, a Class C felony, and discharging a firearm in city limits, a Class B misdemeanor.

Court records say Williston police responded early Friday to a report that a woman had been shot in the Walmart area. Officers located Simon in the bathroom of Lonnie’s, a café near Walmart, and Simon told an officer she had been shot by one male in a group of three males.

However, the officer found a pistol in Simon’s purse and Simon then said the shooting could have been an accident but she didn’t remember how it happened, court records state. Court records accuse Simon of shooting herself in both legs while she was within one foot of at least one other individual.

Officers also observed a spoon with white residue consistent with methamphetamine inside the purse, as well as bras with Walmart price tags still attached. Simon also is charged with possession of drug paraphernalia, a Class C felony.

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Accidentally shot herself in both legs? :nope:
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If she had a gun..... Oh wait....
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Can't blame her. I want to shoot myself at least once every time I walk into a Walmart. Can't imagine what I'd be driven to do if I actually stole something there.
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benjamin801 wrote:Can't blame her. I want to shoot myself at least once every time I walk into a Walmart. Can't imagine what I'd be driven to do if I actually stole something there.


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just keep her out of the gene pool and i'll be cool with it.
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Murdoch wrote:I will only walk into a Wal-Mart if it's an absolute LAST RESORT to pick up something that I want or need. Even then, I will ask myself, "how much do I REALLY need or want this thing?".


Same here. "Is standing in line for 20 minutes after it took me 2 minutes to grab my items worth it...."

As much as I despise their business practices, the actual shopping experience is so horrific it makes it easy to stay away. :lol:
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Murdoch wrote:I will only walk into a Wal-Mart if it's an absolute LAST RESORT to pick up something that I want or need. Even then, I will ask myself, "how much do I REALLY need or want this thing?".


Yep. If I absolutely have to go to Wal-Mart, because it's the only place open and I really need something, I plan my route through the store in advance. I want to get the item check out, preferably at self-checkout, and leave that place ASAP.
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Sounds like a crack hooker for all those oil roughnecks.


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This wouldn't have happened if she had owned a gun. SHe could have pulled a gun and shot that methed out crack whore who shot her....

Wait, she was the methed out crack whore? And she shot herself? .....
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Diocide wrote:If she had a gun..... Oh wait....


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Should have bought a shotgun
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wrongnote85 wrote:just keep her out of the gene pool and i'll be cool with it.


i bet she has 4 or 5 kids.
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mac1215 wrote:
i bet she has 4 or 5 kids.



From 4 or 5 boyfriends.
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