I'm filing reports with the Police, Coast Guard, and FWC

[Dave]

You seem unhinged in the video while he completely ignores you and continues living his life.


Do you consider this to be a good use of your time?

[ajaxlepinski]

This was good use of my time...

[facefirst]

[mortatone]

You seem unhinged in the video while he completely ignores you and continues living his life.


Do you consider this to be a good use of your time?

Hi Dave.

I fully 100% expected you to come in here and say something exactly like this.

Dave gonna Dave

[Ostinato Rubato]

Man just post like a normal bro and stop adhering to the trollerskating stuff. It's like you're stuck or something

You seriously need to learn how to fall through the coffee table. It’s the final phase of lightening up. It’s what a “bro” learns how to do after years of being on a forum with a bunch of grabassing and playfully shit stirring hommies.

A couple days had passed since you posted I would have thought you’d be taking it easy by now.

[Dave]

You may have been right about what happened, but the video you provided is just you yelling at random old people that don't seem to acknowledge you.

Maybe if you had gotten video of the alleged incident you would have a case. Maybe not. Either way this is pretty cringe but you do you.

[primeholy]

You may have been right about what happened, but the video you provided is just you yelling at random old people that don't seem to acknowledge you.

Maybe if you had gotten video of the alleged incident you would have a case. Maybe not. Either way this is pretty cringe but you do you.

Maybe he should’ve thrown coffee at him.

[fretless]

Don't kayaks needs flags ? Mort fuck all this , you survived ... whatever doesn't kill ya...

[mortatone]

Did some yakin' over in Clearwater somewhat recently and while it was beautiful as fuck, it was LOADED with paddlers and motor boats. Everyone was chill but that's not how I like to party regardless of what type of boat I'm on. My 3 modes are kayak, small aluminum boat, and offshore charter. Speaking of, it's about time to get another offshore trip going... been too long

[Devin]

Sure, smaller unpowered vessels have right of way. But there's nothing worse than a waterway clogged up with dipshits on kayaks and stand up boards. Buy a real boat, you poors.

[Dave]

Sure, smaller unpowered vessels have right of way. But there's nothing worse than a waterway clogged up with dipshits on kayaks and stand up boards. Buy a real boat, you poors.

[facefirst]

Did some yakin' over in Clearwater somewhat recently and while it was beautiful as fuck, it was LOADED with paddlers and motor boats. Everyone was chill but that's not how I like to party regardless of what type of boat I'm on. My 3 modes are kayak, small aluminum boat, and offshore charter. Speaking of, it's about time to get another offshore trip going... been too long

I’m doing exactly that it two weeks.

[mortatone]

Did some yakin' over in Clearwater somewhat recently and while it was beautiful as fuck, it was LOADED with paddlers and motor boats. Everyone was chill but that's not how I like to party regardless of what type of boat I'm on. My 3 modes are kayak, small aluminum boat, and offshore charter. Speaking of, it's about time to get another offshore trip going... been too long

I’m doing exactly that it two weeks.

Fuck yeah! Where you going out from?

[facefirst]

Did some yakin' over in Clearwater somewhat recently and while it was beautiful as fuck, it was LOADED with paddlers and motor boats. Everyone was chill but that's not how I like to party regardless of what type of boat I'm on. My 3 modes are kayak, small aluminum boat, and offshore charter. Speaking of, it's about time to get another offshore trip going... been too long

I’m doing exactly that it two weeks.

Fuck yeah! Where you going out from?

Outer Banks in NC

[Bonano]

spend some time on the Miami Boat Ramps channel on Youtube and enjoy watching pontoon captains crashing into the dock or even sinking their vessels

Gotta admit, I've been enjoying this, haha. Thanks. Absolutely cringe-worthy moments like losing your car in the water . . .