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My Wife turned 60 today and guess what she did all morning ? 
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She just ran a full 26.5 miles. A full Marathon :bow: :bow: Just WOW :love:

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she really wants to get away from you, huh?


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41 years of marriage? I don't really think so BUT maybe

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nice BUT........


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Damn Pepi. That's unreal.

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One mile offs too much running.

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I’m glad you have such a solid network of friends and family that you felt the need to tell strangers that dot tend to care about you much


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Did she shit herself?

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we're talking about Pepi's wife, not Pepi..........


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hell yeah-- what a hoss!

tell her congrats-- that rules at any age.


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Well done to her! Nice of you to be proud.


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Dave wrote:
I’m glad you have such a solid network of friends and family that you felt the need to tell strangers that dot tend to care about you much


And Pepi, to top it off, you have Dave also being supportive in his own wordy way, usually he would say something mean.


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Damn! Running 25 miles at any age is amazing.
Even when I was younger, I could barely run one mile... she deserves a congrats!!! :thu:

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awesome dude!

incredible feat that i would love to do one day.

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Props to the wife :thu:

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I’m glad you have such a solid network of friends and family that you felt the need to tell strangers that dot tend to care about you much


And Pepi, to top it off, you have Dave also being supportive in his own wordy way, usually he would say something mean.



Yeah ... fuck him. He is a jelly little twat that hates everything :pat:

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Did she shit herself?


Actually she runs to keep from shitting herself. She has chronic colitis and running seems to keep her in remission. She has been in remission for 8 years now

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Did she shit herself?


Actually she runs to keep from shitting herself. She has chronic colitis and running seems to keep her in remission. She has been in remission for 8 years now


that's awesome. since she has been in remission for so long, i am guessing she doesn't do gluten or dairy.

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i have ran/biked/etc... and have never had diarrhea while doing those activities DESPITE owning the elmore county record for number of times pulling over while driving to take a blowout dump in the woods. pro tip: in such situations, socks and underwear, in that order, are disposable commodities easily replaced.

my guess is that runner's trots is the result of people wanting a performance edge and taking in a good dose of stimulants beforehand.

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That poor guy's picture has been around the world 1 million times ;)

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Props to the wife pepi :clap:

I thought it was a big deal when I was younger to run 3.5 miles to town - toke/drink at a friends house for an hour then (sort of) jog the 3.5 back home. Trust me, that diddn't last long. :lol:

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Hell of an accomplishment - for anyone, let alone someone that is 60.

:thu: :thu:

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I have to admit I miss Dave's personal sharing threads. The hydroxycut trip. The breakups. The car/house buying. The family problems. The bass player drama. He's given us very little ammunition to throw at him lately, and the Honda stuff is wearing thin. It's almost like he's evolved from guitar forums to a more specifically socially-oriented platform. :cry:

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Dave's been in San Francisco living with his gay lover. He probably can't afford internet in SF due to the high rent he is paying

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Dave's been in San Francisco living with his gay lover. He probably can't afford internet in SF due to the high rent he is paying


Come on now. We all know Dave isn't rich or good-looking enough for that kind of lifestyle.

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Sounds like she wants to stay young for the home stretch of life she'll have in her widowdom.

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Congrats to your wife!

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hell yeah-- what a hoss!

tell her congrats-- that rules at any age.


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Pepsi started 12 of 29 threads on the first page

This is the mark of true happiness and success as a retired person


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Dave - pointing out facts......


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Pepsi started 12 of 29 threads on the first page

This is the mark of true happiness and success as a retired person



And you're counting threads by me. Hum, who the fuck is bored :pat: Did you do a spreadsheet also

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We are fucking pumped Dave is trolling again. FRIDAY! YOU PATHETIC FUCKS!

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Our Honda is faster than your wife and has greater range.

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We are fucking pumped Dave is trolling again. FRIDAY! YOU PATHETIC FUCKS!

Might make the day go faster :lol:


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I got to leave for work ... See ya all later

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I got to leave for work ... See ya all later

WalMart greeter?


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You can sit by the counter as long as you don't bother the customers.

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I think Pepi just aimlessly wanders the floor at Home Depot


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I'm Captain NAPA a couple times a month

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NAPA lets you work with a bag of shit hanging out of your side?

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Fuck yeah sounds bad ass to me!!! You really need a trashy rock band dude. This shit is glorious. I would totes chug whiskey and punch somebodies girlfriend in the front of row of this show. Zero fucks! :lol:


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NAPA lets you work with a bag of shit hanging out of your side?



I don't smell as bad as the pig farmers that come in :freak: Whole truck full of pig farming employees came in yesterday needing two hydraulic hoses make. They tracked the whole store up with PIG SHIT :facepalm:

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